Saturday, September 4, 2010

The Law of Attraction

Handsome Male + Ugly Female = He is a prick.

Ugly Male + Beautiful Female = He is rich.

Handsome Male + Beautiful Female = Break-up is imminent.

Ugly Male + Ugly Female = Will produce one beautiful child.

Ugly Male + Ugly Male = Friends

Ugly Male + Handsome Male = Friends

Handsome Male + Handsome Male = Gay

Ugly Female + Beautiful Female = Friends

Ugly Female + Ugly Female = Lesbian

Beautiful Female + Beautiful Female = Enemies

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